One way to get people griping less about California Ave. is to roll out another project unpopular with drivers. While the aversion to the California conversion is on-going (just mention it at the grocery store!), the multitude of new speed bumps on Carmelita east and west of ECR is jarring drivers' senses--and common sense. A review of the accident history via the Crimegraphics tracker on the city website doesn't yield nearly enough incidents to cause speed bumps to multiply like rabbits there. Is the city trying to take the "car" out of Carmelita Ave.? Shall we rename it Melita Ave.--a main thoroughfare from H'borough to Bumpingame?
The Sunday SF Comicle had a front-page piece titled Drivers feel under siege with S.F. limits. It described some senior drivers' anxiety over the navigational mazes being implemented as "improvements". It's more than just banning cars on Market St. or so-called "Slow streets". And it's not just in EssEff. I like to pick up the pink Financial Times (of London) sometimes and was amazed to see a Letter to the Editor from a guy in Oakland under the headline Why the nanny state is partly to blame for US road carnage! He writes:
Meanwhile, endless reconfiguration of America's streets and pavements by traffic engineers who dream of "Amsterdam in Santa Monica" has cluttered once open roadways with mountains of superfluous signage and millions of plastic bollards; new parking arrangement, often in the middle of the street, bicycle paths switched to different lanes every other corner; and elevated bulbs wherever possible--all designed to slow traffic under the guise of creating bike and bus-friendly streets.
The addition of all this visual noise impedes every driver's view, making it ever harder to see that bicycle or pedestrian while elevating the stress. Alas, too many American drivers have reacted to these safety-related distractions and stressors by developing the habits of road rage.
So don't just blame the culture of freedom that Americans enjoy for the roads mayhem. At least some fault is due to the nanny state at work, killing us softly with safety enhancements.
George P Csicsery
Zala Films, Oakland, CA, US
My guess is Mr. Csicsery has been to Bumpingame recently. My wishlist is to take out at least half of the new speed bumps on Melita Ave. and put a moratorium on any more as well as on the cheesy plastic bollards and floppy mid-crosswalk signs that are already looking beat after just a few weeks. Then bank the money to pay for another police officer to catch scofflaw drivers. While we're at it, let's check what all of these "improvements" are doing to police, fire and ambulance response times.....
Hat tip to a local wag for the name Bumpingame.
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