The Voice is hearing that the luggage-deficit Adam Schiff made his local fundraising appearance right here in our B'game burg. After having his luggage stolen, the Schiffster is reported to have attended his fundraiser in short sleeves and the "puffy vest" so loved by the cognoscenti of fashion. But in the true tradition of the Earl of Ess Eff reporting, Herb Caen, the Voice is hearing that the affair in question was at Rocca on B'way.
The Shadow's Nose is hearing from an eyewitness that the soon-to-be US Senator was a shivering Schiffty on B'way. Details are emerging as we speak that reinforce the less-than-stellar vehicular burglary stats in our environs, but let's hope the suitcase shift was at an SFO parking garage of perhaps in Millbrae. More to follow.
Somewhere the perp is wondering what the hell he should do with these neck size 8 shirts?
Posted by: The HepCat | April 27, 2024 at 12:37 PM
The Comicle even provides a photo of the Rocca to-do. They note:
Schiff’s car had been parked in the garage while he visited the area for a couple of days of appearances, which included a jaunt south to Burlingame for the dinner at Ristorante Rocca.
https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/car-burglars-snatch-rep-adam-schiff-s-luggage-19424026.php
We're nothing if not a "jaunt" away.
Posted by: Joe | April 27, 2024 at 01:35 PM
The panel on Gutfeld! did a pointed takedown of ole Schiffty last night. Tyrus was the best. He and Greg speculated that the "evidence' of the Russian collusion was in the stolen suitcase. Wish I could link to it--an all-time classic.
Posted by: Joe | April 27, 2024 at 10:51 PM